My birth

A mistake.

My mom's biggest mistake was my birth.

by Why did Amanda leave me November 11, 2019

Not My Batman

To denounce all good qualities of another person. That they will not live up to your standards of being a human being.

Lindsay: Betsy DeVos will save the educational system.

Nick: She's not my Batman.

by TheTasteofUnicornMeat April 22, 2017

MY LIFE

i am dead inside we were all meant to die anyways there is no reason in livin anymore

i wanna die phil i hate MY LIFE

by AwsomeBDD February 23, 2018

it’s my fault

You are making it seem like you think it’s your fault, but really it’s their’s.

I’m sorry, it’s my fault I’m super confused.

by PlushGiraffe May 5, 2018

my dino

If your friends name is Dino they are well cool you probably have a crush on them. Shhh they don’t know that yet, they are probably cute asf and loving they are really sensitive and they love to be together they would make a perfect couple but they’re don’t know that yet, they are also amazing kissers ❤️🥺

Omg she called him my Dino on Snapchat that’s so cute

by Jagsab November 13, 2020

my axe

my axe is a song from the good band, ICP (Insane Clown Posse) it was a good song till these fatass mainstream bitches overused the song on the toxic app "Tik Tok" one even made a remake of it, sounds pretty ass to me- might as well scratch a glass plate with fork and call it music with that shit lmao

Emo bitch: "Hey have you listened to my axe by ICP!? It's pretty good!!"

Juggalo: "Shut the fuck up"

by p1ssbaby March 18, 2021

To My Head

To consume a measure of an intoxicating drug all by oneself.

I smoked a bowl to my head. I took the bottle to my head.

by XAQARIA March 26, 2011