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moisturize some elbows

the act or art of putting a fist in an anus or vagina (which requires great care and huge amounts of lubrication, thus "moisturizing").
Peter's annoying me so badly that I'm about to moisturize some elbows.
by ass istant December 12, 2009
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Moizly

1. Something that is fucking ugly
2. Unbearable to the human eye
3. Indescribable filth
4. One word to sum up all the ugly things in the entire world
5. If something is Moizly it must be disposed of immediately
6. If someone is Moizly, he/she should commit suicide due to the fact that nothing or no one can do anything for him/her

ATTENTION: Do not throw this word around since its capabilities are beyond imaginable. Despite just being hurtful to hear, this word can cause much psychological harm to both children AND adults. Use at your own risk.
1. Ew, that shot was just Moizly
2. Ew Johnny is so Moizly
ALERT: Johnny committed suicide 3 days later
by Akash Jittal December 22, 2009
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Moisan

A person who prefers to wear socks with sandals and just does not give a fuck, and is often thinking of men in long johns.
Often acquainted with a large taint and often prefers to listen to old folk music rather than any other music.

Frequently referred to as a party-er or rather a party animal.(Preferably a rabbit)

Often has an irrational fear of worms.. though it has yet to be discovered why this is a factor to 'Moisan'.

Favorite hobby of a 'moisan' is to battle worms and stomp on slugs with his/her other party-goers.
1; Moisan just battled it out with some worms, oh fuck!

2; What is that taint doing hanging over your twat, moisan?

3; hello thur, its Moisan, got a problem with my socks and sandals? I just don't give a hoot!
by hairyturnips June 15, 2010
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moistureific

So full of moisture it oozes out
That rain made my socks and shoes moistureific!
by opkins October 14, 2010
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moiaaannng

similar to 'mang' but really just stretching it right out!
This is how it said by the late great Changofat!
This sounds cool as shit when performed by people who know how to pronounce this right!
Sup beech?, I miss yo white a$$ moiaaannng!
by l.m.o November 28, 2010
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moisture whoopti-doo

Eastern Canadian colloquial term for a waterfall, especially smaller ones that can be traversed by motorfloats and watersleds
Let's take the watersleds over them moisture whoopti-doos, eh?
by Groovintunes April 8, 2011
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Moist Voicemail

1. The product that occurs when one is leaving a voicemail and water gets into their phone and the phone short circuits. The water can either be on purpose or accidental (from rain, splashing, etc.)
2. Throwing water at someone while they are checking their voicemail.
Erin left me a moist voicemail; her slobber was all over her phone.
by The Klezmer Bandit November 20, 2011
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