May 24

if you’re born on this day, that means ur a LEGEND and everyone knows who you are. you are attractive and funny and your a straight up god.

you: i’m born on may 24
boy: omg! no way ur like a legend!

by lucyxxxxxx May 3, 2022

May 14th

A National holiday where a pedophile and rapist got kicked from a discord server, and we lived in peace.

Me: dude did you here what happened on May 14th
Someone: yeah glad he was kicked

Me: same

by May 14th May 15, 2020

May 9th

May 9th is hug a murderer day
Go find and hug them
Give them affection

E.g
Person 1: hey it’s may 9th which is hug a murderer day
Person 2:ok and?
Person 1:where’s my hug?

by Life Insurance Square May 8, 2022

May 14th

National two truths and a dare day

Today is the day any friend can challenge you do two truths and a dare and you must comply but you can then challenge them back

Person 1 : Hey it's may 14th you know what that means

Person 2 : fineeee but you're getting them right after!

by Anon2 :) May 12, 2022

May 27

National Girls send Nudes Day

have fun people!! :)

Jack: Jessica has been sending every guy at school nudes!

Billy: why?

Jack: It's May 27th

Billy: Oh yeah!

by LOLOL_ez May 27, 2022

May 4th

National ask a person out day

You- “it’s May 4th has anyone asked you out yet today?”

Person - “no, why”

You- “it’s ask out a person day”

Person - “what’s that mean?”

You- “you just ask out a person on Ask a person out day “

by ....:))£7!! April 27, 2021

Tiro Mais

An asshole

Pisano gives his Tiro Mais

by The Shard. April 3, 2023