A type of guy who plays Brawlhalla nonstop. Likes to have fun but can never get it right, and is clearly lacking social and sexual skills.
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Matthew’s also break’s everything they touch.
You can Normally hear Matthew’s bragging about their 2 Stokes.
Matthew’s catch phrases normally are, Right Gerald? And Braaap!!!
Matthew’s also break’s everything they touch.
You can Normally hear Matthew’s bragging about their 2 Stokes.
Matthew’s catch phrases normally are, Right Gerald? And Braaap!!!
Dam!! Wish I had Chicken’s like Matthew’s.
Don’t let Matthew touch it, or it will never run right again.
Fucking 2 Stroke Bud..
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dirty dean: hey there matthew
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
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