When you take a vehicular shit so steamy it shatters the porcelain throne and toasts your gooch hair. May occur after spicy ramen, or sticking dynamite up your wonder-hole
Boogie Slop: Good gravy Gertie howd you flaming log so hard!
Gertrude Stinkfingus: the squid made me do it ... (shivers)
Gertrude Stinkfingus: the squid made me do it ... (shivers)
by Cazzerz_ August 17, 2025
Get the Flaming Logmug. Josh asked Debbie if he could give her a lemon log. When she said sure he bent her over his couch and proceeded to stick his member in her butt hole and pee.
by Tony the Guy February 14, 2017
Get the Lemon logmug. The act of witch a gay man poops in a bag, leaving it’s shape intact. Next he carefully puts it in the freezer for 2-4 hours. When the Ice-Log
is ready the gay male can now use it as a cold dildo.
is ready the gay male can now use it as a cold dildo.
by vinfirstup June 20, 2024
Get the Ice-Logmug. 1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.
by king kennedy January 13, 2008
Get the Lincoln Loggedmug. 
When you've clogged the toilet with shit and you have to shit again before you successfully clear the first clog
I know we haven't been able to flush that toilet in days but I'm about to throw another log on the fire
by Richard Penis January 9, 2023
Get the Throw another log on the firemug. by 83CoupeDeVille December 6, 2019
Get the Hog Logmug.