Ghetto Lobster

A Red Lobster in a really Ghetto location with staff and clientele to match.

That location is a seriously Ghetto Lobster.

by Zer0_Divide August 20, 2012

lobeless

an artist from New York who is missing the same earlobe as Vincent Van Gogh.

Yo, did you see the artwork for MC Comeczechmi's album? Lobeless did it, you know Rob.

by silverface July 13, 2009

Lobbywhore

1. Someone who spends more time in a Game Lobby then Playing the Actual Game.

2. Someone who types in a Annoying Fashion on purpose with an excessive amount of Smile faces in order to annoy you.

3. The Ultimate Troll.

He spent 3 hours typing in the game chat and 30 minutes actually playing the game, He's such a Lobbywhore!

by EmpireEarth September 9, 2010

Lobby Dick

a friend on xbox or ps3 online who will only rarely (if ever) game or lobby invite. especially applies if you pesonnally know them and tell them to join in person.

Jimmy: dude i ivited u to play like ten times!
Bob: whatever man i was already playing a game
Jimmy: you're such a lobby dick!

by omgthisnameisalreadyinuse December 9, 2010

Lobster Trap

When a man pulls his genitalia through the hole in his boxers to urinate, but fails to unbutton the button. The bell-shape of the penis head then causes it to get stuck, much like a lobster trap.

Person A: Dude put your dick away!
Person B: Sorry man! I didn't realize i had a total Lobster Trap before i turned around!

by Walter900 May 19, 2011

LOBSTERED

If an individual has started dating someone with the intent to have a relationship and has intentionally lied, mislead or misrepresented themselves and meets 3 or more of the following requirements.The offender in question is a lobster and the the unaware person has been lobstered.

1. Has no INCOME.
2. Does not have HOUSING.
3. Does not DRIVE.
4. Is not currently/graduated from COLLEGE.
5. Is in 2 or more SEXUAL relationships.
6. DRUG addict.
7. 2 or more BABY daddies/mommas.
8. On PROBATION/FELON.
9. Involved in ILLEGAL activities.
10. An online EXHIBITIONIONIST.

"I've been dating this guy I met online and he was a total LOBSTER. I found out he just got out of prison, has 4 kids, is a pill head, 2 girlfriends, no job and he's not a High School graduate. I can't believe I got LOBSTERED !."

by Anthonio Von Swagger. January 10, 2014

Lobster

When a man is performing oral sex on a email while simultaneously pinching her nipples. Immitating the gestures of a lobster.

Dude, I pulled the lobster on her and she loved it.

by The Lobster February 14, 2015