Half Jump

A jump in quadrobics where all or most of the stages were executed correctly, besides an incomplete or false landing.

A half jump is the good part that happens before a false landing.

by anonthermus November 21, 2025

When I say "jump" you say "how high?"

The catchphrase of boomers in particular, possibly coming from the movie "Stripes" is a phrase that fuels their narccisim and the outcome being they wonder why their kids and grand kids go No Contact and abandon them or throw them into homes and abandon them.

The idea is you are supposed to question an order not act in blind subordenation. They just say "JUMP!" being confused you ask "How high and why?"

Boomers comically use the phrase "If your friend jumps off a bridge would you follow?" fueling more of their hypocisy.

"When I say "jump" you say "how high?"-Boomers

"Why do my kids hate me?"-Boomers

by rolomaturbo December 25, 2023

sofa jumping

Doing the horizontal shuffle at a house party whilst everyone else is asleep.

Me and Sandra were sofa jumping when you guys passed out last night.

by Gorby2.0 October 28, 2021

Covid jumping

Moving from place to place to outrun Covid locksdowns and hotspots.

Is Jenna around?

No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.

by Shuaman October 18, 2020

Extreme Bungee Jumping

When you use 75m of anal beads instead of the bungee cord. You jump off and to slowdown you have to clench your butthole.

After dinner with her parents I went extreme bungee jumping and I had a prolapsed asshole. I shouldn’t have had the lasagna.

by walkerrrrr10 February 19, 2020

False Jump

A jump where the athlete backs out, ceases, lands feet first (unintentionally), stumbles, or is unable to start a jump.

I’m counting that as a false jump, you forgot your midform.

by anonthermus November 21, 2025

Jumped

Being completely destroyed by a group of people out of the blue.

"Yesterday I saw this guy get jumped by ten people after they came from every direction possible."

by itamicize April 2, 2022