The catchphrase of boomers in particular, possibly coming from the movie "Stripes" is a phrase that fuels their narccisim and the outcome being they wonder why their kids and grand kids go No Contact and abandon them or throw them into homes and abandon them.
The idea is you are supposed to question an order not act in blind subordenation. They just say "JUMP!" being confused you ask "How high and why?"
Boomers comically use the phrase "If your friend jumps off a bridge would you follow?" fueling more of their hypocisy.
The idea is you are supposed to question an order not act in blind subordenation. They just say "JUMP!" being confused you ask "How high and why?"
Boomers comically use the phrase "If your friend jumps off a bridge would you follow?" fueling more of their hypocisy.
by rolomaturbo December 26, 2023
When one male lies on the ground with an erect penis and another man tries to jump onto it so that the penis directly enters his sphincter.
Ryan laid on the ground and got his penis to an erect state. Justin then lined it up with precision and leaped backwards, landing straight on to Ryan's erect penis. They both celebrated with glee as they had completed a successful Schlong jump.
by Dezmuz May 27, 2016
When two guys bang in the back of a John boat. They position themselves in a way that makes it appear to others as if they’re about to “jump a beaver dam”
by Brokeback Canada March 28, 2022
When you get onto your MySpace and you get alot of messages at the same time and your too busy to respond to them all yet you feel obliged to respond anyways.
Eddie: Man, I just checked my messages and and I already got 7 new ones. Hell, I don't even know a few of the people who sent me messages.
Jared: Haha, you just got message jumped. Bitch.
Jared: Haha, you just got message jumped. Bitch.
by Cinna-Buns January 30, 2007
The Jump Start involves a pair of jumper cables and two individuals. Place the jumper cables, matching in polarity, to the nipples of each person. Remember: Positive to positive, negative to negative. The individuals then slowly back away from each other. The person who loses both clamps first loses.
Dude, me and Brett were doing The Jump Start last night. The dude’s totally a wimp, he couldn’t even keep at least one on for a minute.
by rastyhaf November 18, 2022
When You're taking a dump and it falls into the water creating a splash that hits you in the ass. Eww
by 124Abdc December 12, 2008
A jump squat, jump-squat, or jumpee is arguably the most painful exercise that involves keeping a straight back while bending your knees to a ninety-degree angle, and then jumping. It is about 2x more painful than a burpee and is often used as a punishment or exercise for rowers, along with an erg. Side effects may include vomiting, excruciating pain, numbness in legs or paralization.
Coach: OK guys, only 6 by 60 jumpees then you can go home!
Rower: Crap! I hate jump squats!
Coach: Don't forget the milk crates to make sure you get that ninety-degree angle!
Rower: Crap! I hate jump squats!
Coach: Don't forget the milk crates to make sure you get that ninety-degree angle!
by 'Piduh-ma'an!!! October 25, 2015