Johnson Machine

Johnson Machine "JOn • sOn • MaShien" is a person that is very good at laying pipe (giving dick)

"yeah miles down the street is a Johnson Machine"

by Miles Got A Boner March 7, 2025

Johnson

Black man's large penis. From Boxer Jack Johnson who had a large penosnthatbwas defined in his boxing shorts

Look at his Johnson

by K9DogMa March 7, 2025

johnson dweller

Famous Roblox User (Massive Johnson)

Hey have you heard of The Johnson Dweller

by DomoKDomination March 7, 2025

Johnson Jingle

After busting a large load, your dick starts to do the Johnson Jingle, Dancing and harmonizing with the moans of that pussy.

Man I busted a fat load in her vagina, I could hear my dick doing the Johnson Jingle

by Supa Johnson March 28, 2025

jornzoned

the women see you as their minger self-imposed friend, and not a potential lover as you might have thought.

oh look, that man got jornzoned, chiefly due to his splinter looks, gay hair and broken english

by tombstone85 November 26, 2025

jornzoned

the women see you as their minger self-imposed friend, and not a potential lover as you might have thought.

oh look, that man got jornzoned, chiefly due to his splinter looks, gay hair and broken english

by tombstone85 November 26, 2025

jornzoned

the women see you as their minger self-imposed friend, and not a potential lover as you might have thought.

oh look, that man got jornzoned, chiefly due to his splinter looks, gay hair and broken english

by tombstone85 November 26, 2025