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henry johnson

Dude, she has such an ugly Henry Johnson.
She asked me to finger her Henry Johnson last night.
by Fidget Spinner April 26, 2017
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Full Johnson

Full Johnson is a way of life. Carrying yourself so upright, so erect. Just powering through life like a hard cock.
I was living lower than a flappy flaccid penis until I started going into life Full Johnson. It changed everything.
by @Scungilli_Man October 3, 2023
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Emily Johnson

A very perfect girl who is kinda dumb but wifey type
Emily Johnson candice this candice that
by but Candice Be us March 2, 2022
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callan johnson

Very nice bloke with a huge Johnson
Hello Callan johnson your a nice guy wow what a Johnson you have there
by Callan Johnson November 22, 2021
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Lock Johnson

When Your Johnson Is Locked In Place In Hard Mode And You Can’t Get It Out
by John Lockson July 27, 2024
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Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test

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Yo I got Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test score

OMG YOU GOT A THREE
by Whiggatrigga February 23, 2023
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Johnson Juice

The excretion of piss from your johnson. have fun out there.
(May be confused with semem a.k.a cum or also known as jizz and also known as that good shit also known as Johnson juice cocunet flavour)
"Yo I gotta go shoot out my johnson juice"
"Yo I just soiled my pants with Johnson Juice" - Me
by Johnson Juicer (C.E.O) December 23, 2023
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