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January 18th 

Tell a friend that you love them day. They might need it.
Ayy it’s January 18th you know what that means

January 10 

January 10 is National Ask Your Crush Out Day. You HAVE to do it!! The chances of them saying yes are 69% higher today!
Thomas: Will you go out with me?
Ella: Oop. Looks like it's January 10 so I have to say yes.
Thomas: Yesssssssssssssssssss!

January 6th

A national holiday in which you can make fun of anyone born on this day for having flatasspancakes, being too loud, or any other flaw.
Jodie- Damn Mia your ass looks especially flat today
Mia (screaming per usual)- OMG you're so mean, I hate January 6th!!!
Molly- Wow Mia could you be any louder?
January 6th by Jojoblank January 14, 2020

January 18th 

Paul Ross Day! Paul Ross Day is a a holiday celebrated on january 18th in Kazakhstan. Paul Ross Day occurs annually and was first introduced to in the United Kingdom by Borat Sagdiyev, fourth most famous person in Kazakhstan. it is a tradition to celebrate Paul Ross day by having sexy times. if you are viewing this on January 18 happy Paul Ross day!
It’s January 18th!

Happy Paul ross Day!!

Sexy Times?
January 18th by wheresmymilk2020 January 17, 2020

January 3rd 

January 3rd is global noise day where you are allowed to make as much noise without being disturbed
Jon: keep it quiet over there will you!

Bobby: nah its January 3rd which means national noise day
January 3rd by Cillmaster October 15, 2020

January 22 

The day of the cutest and protective people.
-Hey Bob!
- UwU
-What?
- January 22 UwU