January 19

IT'S THE LAST FUCKING DAY OF THE ORANGE BITCH BODY ASS-BUILT ROBLOX AVATAR LOOKING ASS DISCRASE OF A PRESIDENT BEING IN THE OVAL OFFICE!

person1: hey it's January 19 person2: DUDE FUCK YES *plays "It's a party in the USA" by Miley Cyrus * person1: Justin, I know you're my best friend but... I could like... kiss you RN! person2: DUDE SAME *he kisses Justin*

by NenaChan1 January 19, 2021

January 5

hypothetical your bf day lmao just do it then

January 5: Damn she would hypothetical me right now

by erogjofngjdlniwef December 21, 2021

January 1st

Fuck Your gf/bf as hard and fast as you want

“its january 1st im gonna fuck you so god damn hard today 😉” x

by MitsubishiV8 January 1, 2022

January First

If your born january first you kinda suck cause you gone have 100 kids and infinity time in jail you are kinda good in bed tho

"Happy Birthday to me!"
Dude its january first
Thats why your in jail

by flip_flopin_Maniacc March 13, 2020

January 23

Girl Bsf has to twerk on video to show real friendship

Guy bsf: hey can u twerk?
Girl bsf: ew no

Guy bsf: its january 23rd
Girl bsf: oh, ok

by Vissonnnn January 22, 2022

January 4

This day Is a holy day. It is know that on this day we celebrate National Grape Day. This message was brought to you by Pakistan

What is January 4
National grape day

by SavorOFpakistan October 1, 2020

January 9

National send foot pic day
The day you send someone foot pics for no reason

Steve: Hey John it's January 9th
John: So
Steve: Its the day you send someone random foot pics

by Bluefox15 January 7, 2022