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"The Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes."
internet by SteamGunner January 26, 2007
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Internet Troll
Someone who is really hard to talk with, because of his/her intention to annoy others in the internet.
Usually found in large forums or mailing lists.
Best to stay away from them.
Usually found in large forums or mailing lists.
Best to stay away from them.
Guy one : "Facebook will be closed."
Guy two : " . . . and so will my life :("
Internet Troll : "You're a bunch of basement dwellers, go
fuck yourselves. HELL YEAH FACEBOOK WILL BE DEAD ! "
Guy one : "Mod, pls . . . "
10 Minutes later, on the Troll's screen ;)
YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED
Why you're there anyway ? :/
Moderator
Guy two : " . . . and so will my life :("
Internet Troll : "You're a bunch of basement dwellers, go
fuck yourselves. HELL YEAH FACEBOOK WILL BE DEAD ! "
Guy one : "Mod, pls . . . "
10 Minutes later, on the Troll's screen ;)
YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED
Why you're there anyway ? :/
Moderator
Internet Troll by Emil-sama January 13, 2011
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Internet Transmitted Disease (ITD)
Whenever a computer is connected to the internet and a virus is installed. Causing havoc to everyone involved just like a sexually transmitted disease. Usually caused from a computer not having anti-virus software installed.
"Man I think my computer has a virus."
"Dude I told you that you would get an internet transmitted disease (ITD) from looking at all that damn porn!"
"Dude I told you that you would get an internet transmitted disease (ITD) from looking at all that damn porn!"
Internet Transmitted Disease (ITD) by mwood23 March 11, 2010
Internet Bitch
1: Noun: A female that is in a bad mood (or on her period) and therefore making tons of bitchy comments on statuses or links. This is usually regreted by her the next day, but can last for weeks at a time.
2: Noun: A person who makes an opinionated status, but later revises or revokes it alltogether because of another person's comments.
2: Noun: A person who makes an opinionated status, but later revises or revokes it alltogether because of another person's comments.
Example 1: Jane Doe Status: "Wow, I saw this girl at the mall today, and she should NOT have been wearing such a tight top... Just sayin..."
Internet Bitch: "Wow, that is so mean! How do you know she doesn't have a medical condition that makes her that way?? Geez! People like you are the reason young girls kill themselves!!!"
Other Person: "Wow, you're such an internet bitch."
Example 2: John Doe Status: "Hahaha, Dane Cook is soooo funny! I wanna buy his DVDs! LMAO!"
Jessica: "Are you serious? How old are you? He is such a gross pervert. You should grow up a little..."
John Doe: "Yeah, I guess you're right... I mean, I guess he's not THAT funny. I should just watch Jeff Dunham from now on."
Internet Bitch: "Wow, that is so mean! How do you know she doesn't have a medical condition that makes her that way?? Geez! People like you are the reason young girls kill themselves!!!"
Other Person: "Wow, you're such an internet bitch."
Example 2: John Doe Status: "Hahaha, Dane Cook is soooo funny! I wanna buy his DVDs! LMAO!"
Jessica: "Are you serious? How old are you? He is such a gross pervert. You should grow up a little..."
John Doe: "Yeah, I guess you're right... I mean, I guess he's not THAT funny. I should just watch Jeff Dunham from now on."
Internet Bitch by Miss Beena March 12, 2010
Internet Jesus
Someone with unholy knowledge of the internet, the only possible way they could know that is if they are in fact Internet Jesus.
Did Internet Jesus create the internet? They sure did, the prophecy states that one day Internet Jesus will return when the internet is most in need and on that day there will be memes made.
Did Internet Jesus create the internet? They sure did, the prophecy states that one day Internet Jesus will return when the internet is most in need and on that day there will be memes made.
Internet Jesus by Internet Jesus July 14, 2014
internet expert
A form of armchair expert who gains all their knowledge from the internet and then enlightens others on social media. The accuracy of their source information may be suspect, their analysis and conclusions are likely flawed, but they will shout down anyone who dares to challenge their expertise in the field.
In an online discussion of tractors on a newspaper website I posted that a problem with modern tractors was that a fault with the electronics could stop them dead and require a technician with a laptop to fix. An Internet Expert informed me that it was always possible for a modern tractor to "limp home" however bad the failure "in his experience".
I pointed out that I was a farmer and that for example on a Massey 5465 with Dyna 4 the gear selection is electronic, the rear hydraulics are electronic and a fault in either could strand a tractor in the middle of a field (no power or stuck anchored to the ground by a harrow or plough). The Internet Expert went very quiet!
I pointed out that I was a farmer and that for example on a Massey 5465 with Dyna 4 the gear selection is electronic, the rear hydraulics are electronic and a fault in either could strand a tractor in the middle of a field (no power or stuck anchored to the ground by a harrow or plough). The Internet Expert went very quiet!
internet expert by fubarderby October 14, 2014