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dizzy hour

The act of getting buzzed by consuming alcohol before dinnertime. Usually performed up to 60 minutes prior to meal.
Hey Jibbs, it's dizzy hour!
by LigonierFacts July 17, 2023
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Drag queen story hour

The drag queens aren't fucking the kids though. The teachers are. Are you going to ban "Hot teachers?" No? Then shut the fuck up about the drag queens!
Hym "The funny thing about drag queen story hour is that NONE of the drag queens are fucking the kids... BUT... SOME of the teachers ARE fucking the students. And you're not trying to ban the FUCKING BADDIES with fat knockers are ya, shit-head? Ha! And dudes can't be hot, so, you're teenage daughter just isn't going to want to fuck any of them... Right?"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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Hour quotas

Yeah, it SOUNDS good but do you seriously think for a second that the workers aren't paying for it on the back-end?
Hym "You would think so but they lied about the availability of full-time, they have rigid hour quotas that prevent them from scheduling a sufficient amount of hours for the part-time employees or even elevating them to full-time, whether or not I get enough hours is ENTIRELY contingent upon one of the FULL-TIME EMPLOYEES needing a day off. I was giving an ultimatum stating that if I didn't perform my tasks faster I would get my hours cut so I cut the amount of time it took in half and the STILL cut my hours by 33%! But, yeah, if you ignore all of the bad parts then, yeah, it's fantastic. Or I guess if a woman is letting you fuck a baby into her and you can get half of your expenses subsidized by... Well... ME! Then it's probably fine. But if you just want some full-time employment where you can collect some benefits without breaking your back, then, then it's kind of shit. I mean, scheduling conflicts have eaten up ALL of my tardiness-points at my other job so I HAVE suffered some material damages to my reputation and- OH! WAIT! Did I forget to mention the imposed schizophrenia?"
by Hym Iam September 28, 2023
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Bonus Hour

The hour that does not exist due to daylight savings time
Thank god I had a bonus hour, I hoovered schnef in the rectory, but it didn’t exist
by Dakota kid November 3, 2019
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Discord Anarchy Hour

December The 11th is where discord anarchy hour begins. where for an hour straight people can cause total anarchy in the discord server for only 1 hour at december 11th . The only thing that mods are allowed to do in discord anarchy hour is to join the anarchy or stay in thier mod only channels for shelter.
"Hey did you hear about Discord Anarchy Hour? i heard its on december 11th" said Joe. "Yeah fuck discord mod day, Now its time for Discord Anarchy Hour" Said James
by DiscordModHater69 December 10, 2020
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Mario hour

An hour created by albert where a crazed man turns everyone into floating mario heads, most of the time being at 3 am, the person is extremely aggressive and should not be approached AT ANY COST.
ah shit man, its almost Mario hour.
by Mapperthemarx December 16, 2020
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Sad Boi Hours

"wow c is going through Sad Boi Hours."
by C. Mat. Ar. November 11, 2020
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