Real Bunny Hours

The time between 11pm and 1am where boys become extremely horny and want to fuck anything that moves.

Chad:” Bro I entered real bunny hours last night and almost cheated on my girl”

Tanner:” Yeah bro real bunny hours make your penis take control”

by Real Meme Man February 8, 2018

bird hours

When a guy only hits you up to "hangout" between the hours of 11pm-3am, usually only for sex.

"I will only hangout with that slut Jessica during bird hours because I don't want to be seen with her."

by lolololblahblaahblahblah June 12, 2017

Real daddy hours

Sentence used when signifing that you are going to get into a cute session of sexual intercourse

Man, tonight me and Sarah are going to have real daddy hours.

by AnCapPuccino June 10, 2018

5 hour documentary

1. Those stupidly long documentaries that you can somehow watch through in one sitting

2. Also the opposite of 5 hour energy

Person 1: I’m planning to watch a 5 hour documentary after drinking a 5 hour energy

There’s no Person 2.

2024 7-16 5:11 p.m

Person 2 started watching a 5 hour documentary

7:23 p.m.

Person 2 was found sitting dead on his couch by Person 1

That’s why Person 1 drank a 5 hour energy.

5 hour documentaries can kill you

by Oiiiiiii July 17, 2024

Penis hour

That time of night when all penises retract into the pelvis (most common at Don Cheadle’s house)

It’s penis hour

by Penis hour November 26, 2023

real christmas hours

between 2:30 A.M. And 3:30 A.M. On Christmas Day.

Hey Donald it's real Christmas hours hitta!

by Rich the kid April 3, 2016

Sad to know you hour

When your friend takes the biggest L of their life

Your mom did take the L on you because her and your dad got divorced? That a sad to know you hour

by Darkquavis December 31, 2018