Own a musket for home defense

A copypasta that stems from a 2014 discussion on '4chan.' It is about a man in presumably the 18th Century defending his home from 4 intruders.

'Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.'

by sushm_ September 16, 2023

Took the last train home

Someone dies while on a journey

Rick returned to New York, Tom went to Vancouver, and John took the last train home.

by SouthernScout November 5, 2020

Spider-Man: No kids home

The child pornography version of Spider-man: No way home

David: Bruh Yassien has so much child porn downloaded.
Jayden: Yeah he probably even has Spider-Man: No kids home

by Kriftyz January 15, 2022

Badcock Home Furniture & More

A furniture retailer whose catchy jingle is "Badcock & More, Makes It Easy"

Badcock Home Furniture & More is the best.

by SPrice1980 April 21, 2022

When the Cows Come Home

at some unspecified time in the future, perhaps never.

Raymond will repay all the money he owes. That will probably happen when the cows come home.

by Geraldinexxx January 12, 2012

I want to go home

I want to go home

i want to go home O K !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by pp head penis mouth March 15, 2022

shooting up a nursing home

idiom to describe a pointless task; everyone in the nursing home gonna die in like 2 months anyway lmao

Karen wanted to give Dad a magazine subscription for his birthday, but I said that would be like shooting up a nursing home, since he already has fifteen or twenty subscriptions.

by NotASchoolShooter September 27, 2021