by Dylan Duke April 25, 2020
Get the Hipstermug. by Plagiaristresse/blackoutMstRmn June 8, 2016
Get the hipstermug. John: Want to go starbucks?
Jim: No I was there before anyone else.
John: and?
Jim: Therefore I'm not going!
John: You're such a hipster!
Jim: No I'm not!
Jim: No I was there before anyone else.
John: and?
Jim: Therefore I'm not going!
John: You're such a hipster!
Jim: No I'm not!
by jossummerss April 13, 2014
Get the Hipstermug. (Noun) Someone who reads the book before the movie comes out or before it is announced that a movie is being created based on the novel
My friends are total book hipsters, they read The Hunger Games and Divergent when they first came out as novels.
by laserbeamsarehot April 20, 2014
Get the book hipstermug. One who carries their camera in a wooden crate, coz camera bags are way too mainstream.
Will never admit to being hipster.
Will never admit to being hipster.
by swagow May 7, 2014
Get the Hipstermug. When you and a friend can't tell if you both slept with the same person, or two interchangeably generic bearded hipsters.
by ArrowNYC June 21, 2019
Get the Eskimo Hipstermug. When you ejaculate inside of a woman’s vagina immediately preceding the insertion of a mentration cup and allow the mixture to remain inside of the woman’s vagina until the menstration is mostly coagulated. Once the mixture is complete, the cup is remover and chilled to a frozen jelatenous consistency. Once at the proper consistency the Strawberry Hipster Froyo is served in place of Grandmas famous jelatin mold during Christmas dinner. Enjoy.
Man, fuck Grandmas gelatin mood! I’d rather eat a Strawberry Hipster Froyo from that dirty bitch down the street that smells like a tuna melt that’s been marinating in a hot garbage can for a week!
by VelStod December 21, 2017
Get the Strawberry Hipster Froyomug.