god mother

A godmother is a female godparent in the Christian tradition. Godmother may also refer to: A female arranged to be legal guardian of a child if untimely demise is met by the parents.

If your parents die one way or another
your god mother or father would take care of you.

by Boxcarjakey November 25, 2013

God Hand

Possibly the most epic beat-em-up on the Playstation 2, featuring heavy metal musicians, ball busting, spanking, midgets, flying fat ninjas, flaming gay twins, high-pitched martial artists, and demons. Created by Clover Studios, who were also the great minds behind Okami and Viewtiful Joe.

My arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm,
I'll summon up the power of the GOD HAND!

by Pukachi August 7, 2010

finesse god

A guy who can get any girl or hoe in a quick amount of time and it is done with a master technique. It is an art of perfection, intricacy, and delicacy. It should be flawless by talking and texting. A fuckboy is not a finesse god.

Jake: Hey Brit, did you see Jeffrey last night talking to that girl?
Brittany: Yeah he already got topped.

Jake: He's a real finesse god.

by warthunder_123b June 14, 2016

God's Stitches

The line down the middle of the scrotum (balls) where God has sewn his stiches to tie man's skin on tight.

Hey, Johnny...what is that light colored line going down and in between your ball sack?

Those are God's Stitches...you dumb bitch!

by Johnny Goodtimes December 13, 2004

God-Lee

What my wife says when she means to say "Golly!" Mostly a southern states dialect.

God-Lee that's a huge freakin spider!!!

by Codykillz June 17, 2018

God-bite

the last bite of your chipotle burrito, about the size of 2 normal bites, but you just stuff it in your mouth.

Dude yesterday I went to chipotle and I almost didn't finish my burrito, but then I realized all that was left was the God-bite so I stuffed it in my mouth

by fanous December 8, 2010

Lamb Of God

Famous for the wall of death.
Where a bunch of crazy motherfuckers charge eachother like in brave heart. Beautiful to watch from a distance but if your in the wall of death, chances are you'll get trampled

sally- how was the lamb of god show last night?
marry- my asshole is still bleeding

by Russian Mike September 28, 2004