Greasember

A period of time considered socially unacceptable for an individual to refrain from bathing.

"When was the last time you washed your hair?"

"A couple days ago."

"What, are you celebrating greasember?

by Springuist December 19, 2009

greasy cakefart

Unlike the ordinary cakefart, a greasy cakefart has the addition of a greasy like substance flow from the anus while the cakefart is released.

greasy cakefart

by Cake Boss March 11, 2010

Greasearch

The act of scouting out greasy girls in various social venues, most typically bars and nightclubs.

The greasearcher could be collecting data for himself or for his buddies to increase their chance of success when approaching the targeted girls.

Girl 1: "Uh oh... it's so obvious that that guy is doing greasearch"

Girl 2: "That's disgusting, I hope he gets caught by his girlfriend!"

by cant fool me March 21, 2010

Greasearcher

A title given to a man who is performing greasearch.

Usually a sneaky and manipulative guy that is good with the ladies, although he already has one - a girlfriend.

If you see a greasearcher in action at a bar, it would be in your best interest to stay far away...

"That guy is such a greasearcher, i bet he's like that every time he goes to the bar"

by cant fool me March 21, 2010

Greasy Palmer

Squirting a large amount of sunscreen or other lotion into ones hand with the intent of stealing the contents. Similar to a five finger discount but requires your palm for obvious reasons.

Man, good thing I got that greasy palmer or I would have been sunburned!

by sixflags5r July 9, 2010

Greasy Toolbox

Vagina.

You should have heard her scream when I pounded her greasy toolbox with my spam hammer.

by Just-in Jizzed-out December 5, 2010

Grease Dry

when a woman lays out in the sun after being cum on and the cum acts like tanning oil, heating up and burning the skin. She then has minor burn lines(not tan lines) of the outline where she was came on.

My girlfriend was grease dried after we had sex yesterday morning.

I made her do a grease dry for me to suit my fetish.

fetishtanningoilcum

by Kniggit88 September 25, 2010