fashion

Something so damn hideous it must be changed every season to spare our eyes, unfortunately not our wallets.

Anyone still wear parachute pants? Yeah - didn't think so. There goes a hundred bucks dimwit, fashion at its best I'm sure.

by Standing Down September 21, 2007

Presidential Flashcards

A slang word used for money, due to the presidents branded on dollar bills. Populated by 1996 film "That Thing You Do!"

Pizza Restaurant Owner: *puts money on table* You know what those are?
Lenny Haise: .... Presidential Flashcards?

by HorriblePseudonym July 28, 2015

Fashion Blogger

Fashion bloggers are a kind of species of fashionistas that dedicate their lives to their fashion blog, a place where they post pictures of the latest runway trends that no one can ever afford (including themselves) or pictures of themselves in slutty poses wearing things they considered fashionable, such as a fur coat with neon green booty shorts and high heels.
Fashion bloggers come in different personas, the most common cases include the stupid 14 year old rich girl, and the 25 year old single girl who can't afford shit.
Though most fashion bloggers are female, the male form has not been unheard off, though in most cases the specimen is gay.

This fashion blogger is so fabulous! I was reading her blog and apparently hot pink shoes are in now... I wonder If I should shave my head and weight 100 lb like the model in the picture?

by Lord of the fireflies August 23, 2009

fashion abomination

someone who REALLY pushes the limits of taste, but thinks s/he looks great

Cameltoe at work is such a fashion abomination! (unless you work in Adult Entertainment).

by Alyssa N. October 12, 2006

Flashing tits

someone that likes to go on webcam and show her tiny tites... to people thinking that there so Phat ...

Also Knows as Cary or as we al call her these days Rat face

Flash me those thangs

by Arosh January 15, 2005

Old Fashioned Bastard

1.) (Noun)to take a woman out to dinner/date, making sure the woman drinks copious amounts of alchohol, and then engage in rigorous anal sex immediately thereafter. See anal.

2.) One who engages in above definition

1.) Matt and I went to dinner last night, got wasted, and then he gave me an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that is, but I know when you wake up your ass really hurts.

2.) I know Matt slipped me rufies last night because my ass hurt when I woke up. What an old fashioned bastard!

by u8wood May 13, 2005

flashed

(magic) To inadvertently show how you did a trick.

Dave inadvertently flashed his potatoes before he lifted the cups, so his audience wasn't surprised when he made them appear.

by Oscar MacGorden May 16, 2012