Wiggle Fight

When two alpha males lock eyes with one another in public, exchanging fierce looks of determination, before slowly approaching each other until they are roughly 2-4 inches away from each other. Once properly distanced, each fighter releases the hound, unzipping their pants using nothing but the power of the shaft, and begins to violently sway the tronkus to and fro, attempting to knock theirs into the opponent. First one to tap out (done by urinating onto the opponent when too much damage has been inflicted) loses, both the fight and their male dignity

Broseph #1: Yo, did you see that wiggle fight on 5th and Main last weekend?!
Broseph #2: Bra!!! Poor bastard ain’t pissin’ for a week!

by pringlenads March 18, 2021

fighting life

fighting a life sentence; if convicted, will spend the rest of ones days behind the prison yard fences

Jacob: Where has Anthony been at?

Hunter: You didn't hear? He's fighting life, goes to trial next month

by writersoftheearthuniverse April 22, 2023

Box-Fight

Bitches fighting about bitch shit

Saw a crazy Box-Fight outside the spa yesterday, I dunno what they were fighting about but they were pulling hair and scratching each other like cray....frankly it turned me on...

by Dutch Dumper October 19, 2021

fighting gold!

something that breaks your hand

"bro why are you're hands so sore"
"because id'ont knoe"
"have you been fighting gold! recently"
"yes.."
"ho ho ho!"
"TALKING BEN?"
"Yes?"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
"ho ho ho!"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
"ho ho ho!"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
*suspense music plays*
"No."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"i dont love god"
"WE LOVE GOD! WE LOVE G'OD WE LOVE GO'D!"

gobblewobblenator3000

i eat fish
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
LOL!!!

by KysonAndrews April 14, 2022

flying fuck fight

a big fight that shouldnt happen; between you and your friend or someone you just met.

hey man! that chick and i just had a flying fuck fight! shit!

by THE boy. March 14, 2009

fight the struggle

a manson family saying

you're supposed to say fight the struggle when you are getting fucked in the ass

by anonymous November 10, 2020

sword fight

When two men fight with their erected penises and cum everywhere as if they were banging swords together

Me and guy had a sword fight last night

by Ahhhansj November 5, 2018