Evan

A complete dumbshit, also known as test failure, will be rich jkkjkjk

Evan is the worst.

by qt...gayy November 25, 2019

evan lindberg

Really loves Angie!

Wow, that Evan Lindberg really loves Angie!

by Olaf196 April 19, 2018

Evan Connelly

A very stupid and ugly fish named Jóse

Ew it’s jóse he looks live Evan Connelly

by FishNamedJóse July 16, 2019

autumn evans

A beautiful woman with hazel eyes, brown hair, and millions of freckles. She absolutely adores any and all animals. She aspires to be a Nurse Practitioner and loves children. She is religious, but doesn't believe her religion is completely accurate. She doesn't open up to many people due to her past of being abandoned. She enjoys spending time with her friends and having things in common with other people. She always cuts toxic people out of her life, but does it rather gently. She always has an open ear and a shoulder to cry on. Autumn Evans is generally the best person on Earth.

"I have the best friend in the whole world"
"Who? Autumn Evans?"

by Morph Clay June 11, 2017

Evan

Big nerd who is a fagbag who scares away girls

Fuck Evan he is an asshole

by greatgrantma February 5, 2019

Evan

Evan is a dude who is a super movie nerd and has a huge passion for something and he tells people all about it. He is a great guy and if you have Evan as a friend he will always make you laugh

Josh: "Yo Evan, D.C sucks"
Evan: "Hey, they hit the top grossing movie with Avengers Endgame for Avatar taking over again after a year"

by anonymous June 21, 2021

Evan

1.A man who has such big brain that part of it is stored in a pocket dimension of which he is overlord
2.A word meaning xtremely handsome

Meaning 1:
Person 1:Hey do u know evan? He’s the smartest guy in the world?!?!
Meaning 2:
Person 1:Hey u look Evan today
Person 2: Oh really?!? Thanks for the huge compliment

by li cheng January 1, 2020