hoss evan jensen

he is a kid who hates everyone i know this because he is my son jk you thought suckers fuck you

hoss evan jensen means fuck you stop asking

by wdymmmmmm November 2, 2020

Evan

The best girlfriend you could have, she's nice and funny. She'll always be there for you

Evan is the best

by anonymous March 18, 2022

Evan

IS THE RUDEST, ANGRIEST, MOST DISRESPECTFUL PIG THAT LOOKS LIKE AN AMARADILLO WRAPPED IN PIG GUTS THAT IS SO LONELY EVEN THE HOMELESS ON YHE STREET DONT WANNA TALK TO HIM. SAYS THAT GIRLS AND WOMEN ARE UGLY

“He is such an evan”

“Why”
“He disrespects women”

by Lana dady October 3, 2022

Evan Bxrici

Evan Bxrici is the name of a man with a huge ego but good hosting abilitys. He occasionally be stupid but he don't no fucks. Also, he says amoguptheasspoundedpeepeetoucherassite a lot.

Oh its a Evan Bxrici, hes gonna be a personality.

by coolMaxdog123 June 21, 2021

Hadley and Evan

The most powerful couple there is out there, anyone who dares stand in their way is stomped out until they are nothing but molecules. Hadley being the looks and the smarts of the relationship while Evan is the easy going laid back funny guy. These two put together make other couples shit themselves if a couple is like a Hadley and Evan couple they're known as a Hevan couple

"Omg did you see that Hevan couple" fucken Britney

"Yes they were so hot I almost shit myself" fucken Daphney

"I wish I was a Hadley and Evan couple" fucken jaquevis

by The_dictionaryadditioner July 7, 2021

Evan

The most amazing guy u will ever meet! Sure you’ll fall in love with evan and may not get anything back at first just know he’s worth waiting for he’ll give you his heart when he knows it’s true. Always date a guy like evan. Evans are always there makes you laugh plays Games till day light shines in. Oh and always remember to give the most care to Evans they deserve it and are definitely worth it :)

I love “evan”

You see that dude over there must be an “evan”

by Editingmenorsmth November 20, 2021

Evan

Evan is the kinda guy to try and steal your wife from you, he will do anything to make them cheat on you. Evan is a hopeless romantic who tries to rizz up everyone he sees but fails. When someone interested in him he says no.

"Evans a nerd who just tried to steal my wife"

by VamPLorDyT June 13, 2023