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evan risto

evan risto is a w ahh kniga
by Wintah bown February 28, 2025
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Evan weaver syndrome

An individual who is unfunny or stupid or behind in many internet trends
“Hey man what page is page 13 on” “mf do you have Evan weaver syndrome??”

Hey guys the sigma male meme is so funny bro” “dude that was 2 years ago you must have Evan syndrome…”
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Evan Tatham

I love DADDY Evan so much! I want him in my life forever
by Charlie Tatham November 24, 2021
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Evan

Damn that guy is a pussy he should just ask out Emily already
Person 1: That Evan is such an Evan
Person 2: IKR
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Evan

Probably the coolest person you will ever meet, and the sexiest motherfucker alive. They also get all the bitches and have many wives.

Pangender + Omnisexual ADHD and Anxiety driven mess who is just there to have a good time. Usually seen hurt from back pains.
A: "Yk that sexy bitch Evan"
B: "Yes, shes my husband."

A: "OOH.. you're Kami- right??"
B: "Yes, yes I am."
by bigmanwifehaver69420 November 24, 2021
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EVAN MAJOR JACKSON

First off HUGE penis mans is half horse.Great personality and his charisma his Barack level. The chosen one and leader of men. A gentleman women fling themselves at him but he has only one true love .God. a Family man the type of guy you bring home to mama and papa.Your father will ask why you don’t propose. Cardi b might not cook or clean but evan major Jackson? Build:different. master chef and son of mr clean himself the boy is nice. Overall lots could be said about him and really no one knows him he’s like

A ghost a legend the prodigy.
I heard Evan Major Jackson is that Nigga round these parts!
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Evan

Evan is easily the sexiest man on planet earth and has a rather large penis in comparison to a certain George Robertson, he holds the world record for worlds largest eyebrows and can bench the earths core for 2 days straight
Evan is God
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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