Rebound dick

The term for the guy a girl uses to have meaningless sex with after a breakup even though she doesn't like him. The "backup" guy for sex.

Guy: "Hey, how did things go with Tiffany?"
Friend: "Not good. Turns out she just used me as a rebound dick. She didn't really like me."
Guy: "Ah fuck. That's cold."

by PandemicMEM May 19, 2016

Active Dick Face

The male equivalent of resting bitch face . When a man is so annoyed by a conversation that it's visible on his face.

"Did you see the expression on Tim's face? "
"Yeah, with that active dick face everyone knew what he thought of that bullshit story!"

by toki_wartooth June 30, 2016

Dirty dick slap

When a male hasn't washed there dick in over a week, then during sex slaps their partner across the face with it.

Josie said to me “Daniel dirty dick slapped me last night”

by Coco4dayz July 26, 2016

kitty dick

You have kitty dick after you put kitty chow on your dick so your kitty licks it off

Friend 1: Man ever since we broke up all I can get is kitty dick
Friend 2: You're that low? Shit.

by Richard the dude January 20, 2017

Henry Dick Thong

The worst and most dangerous alien/communist every. He also carries a deadly and super contagious.

I hope the FDA can stop Henry Dick Thong and kill him.

by Henrydickthong42069 February 15, 2017

wee dick

Someone who has been less fortunate in the endowment department.
Someone who's personality is lacking some.

Dont worry its only manny...he's a wee dick.

by welshlegend85 April 4, 2017

Tuna dick

When a guy doesn't wash himself in some days or pees a lot without shaking it clean, and the penis starts emanating a rancid smell of pissy tuna.

I ain't gonna suck that. You smell like tuna, go wash yourself.

It seems that you suffer from a severe case of tuna dick.

by Old Janitor May 2, 2017