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Dong

A popular name for the male phallus, brought back into the spotlight by erectile enthusiasts, Numan.com with their tv advert entitled 'call it what you will', declared the 'best ever advert' by the flaccid men of Twitter.
That unbranded viagra really brought my dong back to life!

I took a few blue pills and couldn't believe how hard my dong was!
by oldhag89 March 1, 2022
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Dong Hound

a female who is extremely slutty and always looking for dick.
Joe: Wow! Casey is such a dong hound.

James: Yeah I know she's fucked the whole Walmart staff.
by Word Pumpkin Cock May 30, 2020
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Funky Dong

"Damn, thats a real funky dong!"
by TrashbinsRcool December 14, 2023
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Dong

Big pp in my mouth *moan* cum lol on my butt lol nerd bozo suck my penis
by Dong in my mouth 69 February 12, 2022
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backward dong spank

When a man backs up to a female naked (butt to butt) and they both bend forward with legs slightly spread apart and he bends his penis until it slaps spanks her pussy repeatedly.
Was thinking about you and doing the backward dong spank.
by Trixie9 February 25, 2020
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double schlong dong

When your girl gets it in the vage and anus
Dude1: how was your sex last night
Dude2: oh, john came over and we gave her the double schlong dong
by Analnuke April 15, 2018
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Ding dong

A ding song is a slang term for super dick AKA NOT YOURS
YOU HAVE A AWSOME DING DONG
by Poppy dick February 18, 2020
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