ditching the donkey

Going the turlet and pooping just the right amount so that you feel rejuvenated. Almost as if you lost the weight of a donkey.
There's nothing better on a cool Saturday than waking up, ditching the donkey, and going back to sleep.
by PlayPinballRecords November 17, 2009
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Donkey Forker

Donkey Forker is a Phrase that is used when your makeing fun of someone, meaning that they fork donkeys... Forker meaning Fucker, and Donkey meaning A Live Donkey.
"I only work with my monkeys"(scientist)

"Oh really my friend here works with donkeys, he’s a donkey forker, you both should go on a double date with your animals"(bob)

"Shut up"(Steve)
by Cargen August 15, 2006
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Swamp Donkey

A big Largemouth Bass. Also known as a "toad" or "slaunch". Made popular by television show personality Mark Zona on "Zona's Awesome Fishing Show".
"This fish is about 8 lbs; that's friggin' a Swamp Donkey"
by French Ribiera December 22, 2012
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donkey booty

You know that donkey booty over there...? It sure stinks.
by mexicanalove September 16, 2005
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Crazy Donkey

While you are on your bed, sitting on all fours, having your salad tossed from behind, you suddenly (players choice) begin shitting or pissing. At that point your girlfriend rears back only to see you looking back at her. At that point you give her a loud, "HEE HAW, HEE HAW", and then donkey kick her off the bed!
Mike: Hey Dallas
Dallas: Yeah?
You'll never believe what happened last night. I had this girl in my bed tossing my salad and I started to piss, gave a HEE HAW and pulled off the best Crazy Donkey ever.
by Myrtle Beach Allstars October 26, 2007
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donkey schmack


Smacking someone so hard they yelp like a donkey
Yesterday I donkey schmacked my friend and he cried
by cocomustard July 22, 2006
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donkey hunting

Let's go donkey hunting nigga at stink's house!
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