doing a blast

When a bowel movement is so strong that fast moving, high-pressured fecal matter hits the water and some poop splashes back into your asshole.

"Fuck dude, I just did a blast in there"
"OMG Jennifer, I'm doing a blast in the bathroom right now please bring toilet paper"

by Beatbit February 23, 2017

Do a Simone

When someone posts into the wrong chat, or does a typo and deletes the message, leaving everyone else curious as to what it said!

Person 1: Ah didn't mean to post that here!
Person 2: Do a Simone!

by Anjuna February 4, 2022

doing a sonic

The act of finally defecating after a strenuous time holding in the urge to not shit your pants. Creating loud noises in the bathroom while excretion.

Guy 1: what are all those loud ass noised in the bathroom, are you okay?
Guy 2: I'm doing a sonic right now!
*Fart noises and shiting*

by Solkana April 18, 2021

Doing a Vinnie

Not even trying

Rather than completing the course, im doing a vinnie.

by i want to break free January 28, 2019

Douche 'do

Hairstyle that is formed by using too much gel in order to spike hair up completely, or just the front end of the hair, forming the signature "faux hawk"

Jesus joel, you dyed your douche 'do blonde? That doesn't help your reputation as an asshole.

by Dennissqueezes May 28, 2011

Doing 90s

When someone (most likely a player in a video game) is doing something extremely fast and not thinking about it at all. It can be the most stupid thing imaginable.

Player 1: Imma be doing 90s right now.
Payer 2: what is 'doing 90s' mean?

Player 1: IDK.

by ButterPixel9999 August 16, 2021

Do-it-for-Emma

A commonly used term in Virginia, used to denote the reason why one should complete an undesired task. Invented by stressed out and procrastinating college students when the desire to keep progressing in their education has run dry.

Joseph: I'm droppin outta college next week bro. I'm done with this whole college thing.
Brian: Come on now, stay in school Joey. Do-it-for-Emma!
Joseph: With logic like that, I guess I'll change my mind then.

by Roundabout Squad January 8, 2018