Cuff Daddy

i man who cuffs to much and it has gotten to the point that he cuffs naturaly on command and doesnt think theres anything wrong with it

Andrews cuffin again???? dam cuff daddy needs to take a break...

by Andrewcuffs2much June 16, 2010

fuck daddy

A father who's fucked up his kids.

Billy and Siân are so messed up 'cause they had a real fuck daddy.

by billybone October 28, 2007

crack daddy

a dad that has no ass to hold his pants up. u know shaped like a funnel. his pants are always falling down especially after a beer or two...ugh!

hey kids crack daddy is home!

by crazy november March 5, 2010

Uncle Daddy

1. A creepy older gentleman who is somehow connected to one's financial well-being.
2. Chris Bell.
3. Someone who is both your father and uncle.

Hey Carl, are you closing the bar tonight for your Uncle Daddy?

by charlotte blackwell October 18, 2010

Wood Daddy

A Wood Daddy is the technical name for a gay pimp, or a gay man who gets any guy that he wants. Wood Daddys usually wear purple or shiny Speedos whenever possible.

"Yo man, look at that Wood Daddy with all those homos grabbin' his junk."

by Jetty Rat August 30, 2005

Daddy Kiss

A daddy kiss is when a flirtacious girl with a mustache kisses you. She has a 5 o' clock shadow like your father.

She tickled me when she gave me a daddy kiss dude. I still smashed though.

by Bkfreshkickz December 2, 2009

daddy milk

1. That carton of milk that sits in the fridge which you never want to touch because your disgusting dad who chews tobacco and never brushes his horrifying teeth is too lazy to get a damn glass, instead resorting to taking swigs out of the carton.

Person 1: "Every morning I get so pissed off, the last thing I want in my mouth is daddy milk."
Person 2: "...I'm gonna go."

by We Remotely Low December 3, 2016