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I have a cock date tonight with this new guy I met online.
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Boyfriend: *Punches guy*
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Boyfriend: She's with me!
Guy: Why am I not convinced.
Boyfriend: *Punches guy*
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One who will draw penises whenever given the chance regardless of time or location.
Often referred to as the Davinci of schlong, the Picasso of the cocko, or the Bob Ross of balls and shaft.
One who will draw penises whenever given the chance regardless of time or location.
Often referred to as the Davinci of schlong, the Picasso of the cocko, or the Bob Ross of balls and shaft.
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