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cock date

A planned encounter for casual sex with a male.
I'd love to join you tonight, but I have a cock date.

I have a cock date tonight with this new guy I met online.
by VeggiePatty April 7, 2015
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Cock Blockbuster

A measure taken to bypass a cock block.
Guy: This girl is hot.
Boyfriend: She's with me!
Guy: Why am I not convinced.
Boyfriend: *Punches guy*
Girl: You're a jerk! I'm done with you. I'll go with someone who's nicer.
Guy (whispering): Cock Blockbuster.
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Cock Fondue

When you cover a cock in cheese or chocolate leaving a hardened cheese or chocolate coat on your dick
Jeff and Maggie decided to try out cock fondue last night
by Booty Burglar August 1, 2016
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Cock shy

Entering a public restroom for a quick wizz and upon seeing other men at the urinal, opting to use the stalls instead. Usually implies one has a small penis.
I really don't want to have other men laugh at my 2 inch dick, it makes me all cock shy!
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016
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Cock Rancher

One who rounds up cocks, normally for the purpose of fellating.
He became the infamous cock rancher (and had a sore jaw) after a most successful night cock ranching
by PMPs September 19, 2016
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Cock doodling

A guy that can't keep his dick in his pants.
I know my boyfriend is out cock doodling.
by NoPo503 December 14, 2015
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Cock Scribe

A person who is infatuated with drawing penises on any available surface.

One who will draw penises whenever given the chance regardless of time or location.

Often referred to as the Davinci of schlong, the Picasso of the cocko, or the Bob Ross of balls and shaft.
Hey Jake, would ya look at that!! Cody's over there being a cock scribe again. Their are literally dicks drawn on everything!
by Dr. Lubentap July 17, 2019
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