coffee fart

A coffee fart is a fart that is followed by shit sliding down one's leg.

-Nasty, you just farted! Hey, what is that brown stuff coming down you leg?

-Sorry, I just had a coffee fart.

by Fart Pants July 3, 2008

coffin vagina

A vagina that carries, mutates and causes the outbreak of the condition known as coffin dick. A male's mortal enemy.

Girl 1: "Hey girl my vagina feels corpse like on the inside."

Girl 2: "Oh no you must have spawned a case of that coffin vagina."

by ibaphomet November 8, 2007

Coffee

A drink that does wonders for your skin. Mainly used in the morning, but some drink it all day through. Usually a drink found in your every-day cafés.

Can be made into many forms such as:

Americano, A Shot in the Dark, Black coffee, Cafe au Lait, Cafe Breva, Caffe Latte, Cafe Macchiato, Cappuccino, Double, or Double Shot, Dry Cappuccino, Espresso Con Panna, Flavored coffee, Frappe, Greek Coffee, Hammerhead, Iced coffee, Indian (Madras) filter coffee, Instant coffee (or soluble coffee), Irish coffee, Mocha .. etc.

Side Note: Delicious!

One Coffee with extra cream and sugar, please.

by SeanTheGreat June 6, 2009

cold coffee

any dark cola poured into a coffee cup when all the regular glasses are dirty because no one wants to wash dishes

all the glasses are dirty, guess I'll drink cold coffee

by twoandone May 10, 2013

C of Red

A particularly heavy flow of blood and sex juices coming out of a woman after she has sex on her menstrual period! The C stands for C#nt. Particularly gross when the man does not know that the woman is on her menstrual period.

John had sex with Betty when aunt flow was visiting and there was a C of Red when he pulled out.

by youshouldnotdothat October 27, 2011

Cup of Coffee

What can be bought with your word and twenty cents.

Tom: I wasn't cheating on you, I give you my word!

Trish: Ha! That and twenty cents can get you a cup of coffee!

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

Coffee Clutch

Talkshow-like reference to when someone arbitrarily talks far too much/too long. Wasting time chatting, bullshiting, or arguing. Unnecessarily long conversation, irrelevant conversation, or just general flatulence of the mouth.

in satire: One who sits on a talk show "Clutching they're coffee and lecturing an audience".

(security personnel radio chatter)

SecurityGuard1: david 5 to david 1... you've got a pretty mouth.......
......
.......david 5 to david 1.... smile like a donut for me....
....
SecurityGuard2: David 5, go do something constructive, this is'nt a fucking coffee clutch.

by theNEWROMANTIMES February 7, 2010