chairable

When you looking for a place to sit. You want to know what seats available.

“Ok, I’m tired. I see all these places to sit but what’s chairable?”

by ZhuZhuSteve1 April 7, 2022

Chair

A furniture for the purpose to be sat on, it is usually paired with tables. You will find chairs almost everywhere

Bob: Dude lets get chairs
Dod: Why?
Bob: So we can sit on it while we do our work on the table, duh

by dogandcateatyou April 10, 2022

chairplanestethia

When they put you on an airplane and give you anesthesia so you don't have to listen to fucking babies crying for the whole goddamn flight.

Chairplanestethia
See nothing. Say nothing. ™

by The eleventh nun April 17, 2022

Chair Cut

A trimming of the hair on ones posterior. A play on the phrase Hair Cut, but using the word chair instead, to imply where the posterior usually sits.

Pat: "Hey man, you ready for your gay blind date tomorrow?"
Jim: "Yeah I'm ready. I got a hair cut and, if you don't mind me mentioning, I got a chair cut as well."
Pat: "Hope you didn't do all that for nothing."

by Old Man Jeffrey May 13, 2022

chair

i walked into my room to see my beautiful room mate lying on my bed completly naked. my eyes looked her up and down. her massive boobs were bouncing on her chest and she was humping my pillow. my heart started beating faster. i slowly walked over to her and she grabbed me, pulling off my clothes. she slowly peeled off my bra and thong and i jumped on her. she aggresively kissed my lips, and played with my tongue. i slowly moved up and sat on her head. she licked my pussy so hard i moaned loudly. our room mate heard and made her way in. she saw us and immediatly pulled all her clothes off. she grabbed me and sat on top of me, humping and scissoring my pussy. her chest bounced as she went up and down. our other room mate clearly felt jealous so she licked alissa (the third room mate)'s pussy slowly, to make her beg for it. i was in heaven. we were moaning very loudly. 'ahhhh, stop it!' i shrieked while alissa rubbed her pussy on mine. our english teacher was walking by, and heard us. she opened thedoor and saw us. alissa stopped for a second but i begged her to keep going. she obeyed, and licked me even faster. i saw a flash of anger on the teacher's eyes. it was soon replaced with a look of greed. she ran up to us, slowly undressing as she went, grabbed me and pinned me against the wall. she shoved her massive tits in my face, before proceeding to finger my pussy. the others watched

chair.

yup

by bipwulf [sub to me on yt] May 15, 2022

Chair

One who you find insulting or disturbing.

When someone is invincible, you can call them a chair.

Def #1:

Hey, see that creep over there?
Yeah, man, what a chair!
Def #2:
I keep trying to kill this guy but I can’t. He’s a chair.

by BobAintRealGuys May 15, 2022

char

to char someone is to buy them something they said they wanted

person a: i want x
person b: i'll get it for you
person a: did you just char me? (person b char'ed person a)
--
person a: i want x
person b: i'll get it for you
person c: person a just got char'ed

by @x June 15, 2022