The California Way

1. When you smoke weed everyday.

2. The fact that everyone smokes weed in California.

-"Dude, wanna go blaze it?" "For sure! Thats the California Way."

-"Out of all those years of smoking in the backyard so my parents wouldn't find out, it turns out they were in the front yard sneaking away from me to blaze it themselves. Everyone was too high to realize."

by PLil December 18, 2008

californian bath

a californian bath is when someone sprays themselves with cheap cologne or uses dove body wash because they are poor. After the bath they take about 3 grams of white widow and put it in a vaporizer. Once they have done that they take the bag of the thc and inhale it. After inhaling it they then take some right gaurd and spray themselves with it and then go out to a cheap bar and pick up some hookers.

guy1: "hey man wanna go out to a bar?"
guy2: "yeah! yeah! let me take a shower first."
guy1: "nah man! We have to go now!"
guy2: "ok ok ok ok. let me take a californian bath and get high"
guy1: "narly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we can get some hookers after so they can suck my fucking cock and i can get HIV or herpies!"
guy2: "yeah.............thats not a good idea.
guy1: "i love pot! niggers! and hoes!"

by brooks :D February 8, 2010

California Wildfire

When you have sex with a girl, and after you finish you light her on fire.

I was banging this chick last night, and as soon as I was done, I California Wildfire'd her ass

by TheRabbi October 8, 2011

califorina sunrise

when you are getting head you pee in the femails mouth.

ill piss in your mouth(califorina sunrise)

by pouch monkey for life April 9, 2010

California cheese burger

When your bitch is giving you head and then she tightly grabs your balls and then graphically shoves them up your ass hole. Usually the man would try to take it out but the bitch would insist leave them in.

Ow that hurt was that a California cheese burger

by Dough Nozzle March 14, 2019

california steamboat

guy sucks a girls dick

i gave your mom a california steamboat

by dave December 15, 2003

California Works Cited

A system of citing academic writing that is inferior to that of the Chicago Works Cited system. This is based on the elemental fact that Chicago is a far superior region of the United States to california. Often used to insult poorly cited works.

Eric: "Did you read Paul's PL300 paper?"
Cory: "Yeah, I think he used California Works Cited."
Eric: "Haha! Yeah that paper is totally failing... Its terrible!"

by RM549 February 8, 2010