anaphylactic cock

A serious vaginal deterioration and orgasmic reaction that is rapid in onset, may cause death by pleasure-induced asphyxiation and hypotension, and can only be remedied with voluminous amounts of a particular white, sticky, and viscous nectar from a banana-shaped appendage. It is not unusual for establishments that cater to activities of questionable fornicatory repute to call a CODE SCREW for such unstable situations.

We almost lost Debbie last night, after she went into anaphylactic cock after her and Peter enjoyed several rounds of romantic "oil rigging" sessions. Thankfully, he was able to resuscitate her in a way that simultaneously provided her with airway management and fluids.

by NorthernExposurePole February 4, 2015

Cock Drop

The act of violently slamming your cock onto a table. Usually a sign of anger and an attempt to show his male dominance. Not to be confused with a cock slap which is the act of slapping ones face with your cock.

Johnny hit a loud cock drop the other day. I thought he was about to beat the shit out of me.

by C0ckMuncher69 July 8, 2020

Cock-Necklace

An item of jewelry commonly worn around the neck or held in the hand. It would usually consist of a piece of string, slim rope of sometimes wire with a span large enough to encircle the back and leave considerable room for comfort.

It would then be laden with severed penises (also known as dicks, cocks, savage schlongs, bellends or otherwise), leading to the name cock-necklace. These “cocks” would usually be equally spaced along the necklace which would display an artistic penis placement by the creator. They originated from Viking times when Norse tribes would raid monk settlement, severing their genitals before applying them to items of clothing and jewelry such as cloaks, boots and, of course, the infamous necklace.

Norseman 1: Is that...a cock-necklace?
Norseman’s wife: Yes.
Norseman 1: If I had one that size I’d faint! The rush of blood to something that size would knock any man out!

Norseman’s wife: This one is only 3 inches long.

by Edward of All Men December 11, 2020

Cloudy Cock

When you're cloud watching and you see a cloud shaped like a penis. That's called a cloudy cock

Person 1: "Hey look, that cloud is shaped like a dick"

Person 2: "Haha yeah, it's a cloudy cock"

by cloudycocksRus August 7, 2021

Cock Muncher

A "Cock Muncher" or "Cock Eater" Is a description of a man who generally eats other men's genitals, or at least seems like he eats other men's genitals. You can call some one a "Cock Muncher" when they are being an absolute cunt to you or refusing simple requests.

Luke: "Hey Adam, Can you pass me that water bottle?"
Adam: "no i can't be arsed"
Luke: " You absolute dick-sucking, no bitches looking ass, fat, meady, short, blonde, shit haired, lonely cock muncher!"

by RasclutUNO April 7, 2022

Cock Reference

Like a cross reference, but when two different women have engaged in sexual intercourse at some point with the same guy.

Me: I can't believe that washed-up chick is fucking that douche bag!
Almeida: Yeah Angie's fucked him too!
Me: Go figure that those two chicks would have cock referenced eachother!

by NuckumH20 July 27, 2010

cock zero

A man whose sperm contains zero calories.

Jane: I am going back on diet
Stacey: Good, would it affect your sex life?
Jane: Not really, I still do bj's for hubby since he pays me cash for it lol
Stacey: Remember not to swallow since you are on diet...
Jane: Hubby is a cock zero, he's got no calories in his man sauce
Stacey: oh good for you Jane!

by jimissobored July 27, 2014