Cock Blockie

A cock blocker that blocks another cock blockers cock.

The man was about to have sexual intercourse with his date when the bartender came up and cock blocked him. The bartender then tried to have sexual intercourse with the mans date when the Cock Blockie cock blocked the cock blocker.

by Cock Blocking 202 October 10, 2009

Dandelion Cock

A long thing penis with a large bell end.

"I saw Gareth in the showers earlier, fuck me he's got a dandelion cock"

by Jim Keats October 9, 2014

heirloom cock

The names and phone numbers that get passed along now that your friend is seeing someone exclusively.

Now that Jason and Cindy are exclusive, she said she'd pass along some of her Heirloom Cock to us. Dibs on the guy with all the tattoos.

by Ephemily May 19, 2012

goblin cock

1. cock of a goblin
2. the band behind the dragon fucker

frank: do you like goblin cock??
jonas: gobling cock? yeah everyday

by gobliner May 9, 2022

cock batter

semen

Brian did you have sex with that girl? No, I just beat off and sprayed my cock batter on her face after she fell asleep.

by Chris Paulino December 22, 2008

fuckity-cock

An exclamation of disappointment.

"I have an exam tomorrow and you are telling me that your mom's 65th birthday party is TONIGHT?! Aw, fuckity-cock!"

by drumscholar February 9, 2010

Crisp Cock

Having a Crisp Cock is a rare condition in which occurs when you form a bond unlike any other with The Boys. Once the bond is created, every one of friends, including you, aka, The Boys, will have crisp cock. Another important factor of having a Crisp Cock, means that every one of the boys shares their cocks. It is said to be the finest form of communism.

"Having Crisp Cock means, 'It's not my cock, it's our cock.'"

by CrispCock1/3 July 30, 2020