Hitler's Child 

A child with blond hair and blue eyes. Comes from Hitler's liking of the two characteristics.

My little cousin Sue is a hitler's child.

Hitler's Child by Raeeee444 April 12, 2013

Ze Adowable Demon Child 

A mix of words used to describe a person who is extremely adorable, loveable, and who is there for you in your times of need.

Ze adowable demon child is leaving her home. Ze adowable demon child is helping me.

Ze Adowable Demon Child by aLpHoNsE<3 August 17, 2019

Baby Olympics/Child Support Roulette 

When a group of guys jerk off into a container and dump it into a girl's pussy. Whoever gets her pregnant loses.

"Fuck, I have to pay this bitch $200 in child support cause I lost baby olympics/child support roulette!"

"What's that?"

"Me and a couple guys nutted into a jar and poured it into this chick's pussy!"

"What the fuck?"

Baby Olympics/Child Support Roulette by niggasandtheirchicken December 6, 2019

connor is a child 

Hypothesis: Connor is a child.

(Children laugh at immature jokes. A Connor laughs at immature jokes. They watch shows for children, as does he. Ergo, child. They both hate coffee. So either all children are Connor or Connor is a child. As not all children are Connor, the only possible result:

Conclusion: Child

Connor made a suggestive reference! Fear not, Connor is a child

Or

Anime girl: hellpp mee reach the shelf

Vampire queen: He won’t, Connor is a child. Excuse us but Springsteen awaits bye

connor is a child by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021

poster-child 

A verb derived from the phrase poster child. To make an example of someone or something through the application of an unfair double standard.

I'm not the only person who has gained 20 pounds. Stop poster-childing me!

poster-child by David SB June 3, 2008

hitler child

a blond-haired blue-eyed tall person from european countries such as austria, switzerland and germany. usually extremely big-headed and thinks that they are god's gift to earth, mankind and everything else. usually also quite retarded

that blond-haired blue-eyed tall bloke is a hitler child.

hitler child by adolf August 7, 2003

dung child

This form of homosapien is born in the rare instance that conception occurs during anal sex. It is unique to the human species because it is comprised of two-thirds feces rather than water.

"No son of mine will be galavanting around town with a dung child!"

dung child by Jonathan Murphy December 22, 2005