Brick

Very cold or almost freezing

“I’m not going out tonight – it’s brick out there!”

by KWright1212 April 8, 2020

Brick

An object that slaves in ancient Egypt were forced to spend their lives making for Pharoah who is an asshole and wouldn't even give them straw. A rectangular baked piece of clay that can be used to build prisons, churches, schools, and the the building you work at doing a job you could live without to pay a mortgage on a house made of bricks that you cannot afford. A handheld computer powerful enough to perform all the calculations necessary to build a rocket and get off this hellride, but is generally used to ruin your life and live in a world where your opinion is always the correct one because of logarithms and bubble butts, so you shut the fuck up and make another brick. A tool for joyless masturbation intellectually, emotionally, politically, spiritually, socially yet not sexually, since real people are getting seriously harmed for weak sauce.

Yo, lemme use your brick, I wanna break my face.

I got drunk and used my brick to get fired from my job by throwing it at my bosses wife. Now, I'm unemployed and I have three girlfriends who all hate me, I used to have a job, a wife and a mistress and the latest, most, rammiest, fastest Phone in the world! I was wrong...just a brick with a picture of my dick .

by Muhammed_don't_make_an_image April 13, 2020

brick brain

A brick brain is a person named Jackson who had a brick placed on his head by a Karen.

Karen: BRICK BRAIN!!!
Jackson: *contemplates life choices*

by Assistant to the Regonial Mana March 6, 2020

Brick

A name for a brother in the hood.

An example of how it’s used is : “ Ayo what’s poppin brick?”
What’s up brick how you been?

by Jessy lex March 19, 2020

Brick

The shit that people use in the mental hospital as toys

Jason, the kid with downsyndrome, threw the brick at ben's head, instantly shattering his skull.

by Toyota corola April 28, 2020

shit a brick

Lay a hard solid turd, usually a long and thick shot that can get stuck in the narrow passage of a toilet (and cause a serious overflow for your downstairs neighbor).

When I was told that I'd just shit a brick, I actually felt like I'd just shit a brick. (The latter uses the more accepted definition, associated with anxiety and stress.)

by ReverseHaloEffect May 12, 2020

Brick

Typically used in New York, “brick” is another way to say it’s cold.

Person A: What’s it like outside?
Person B: It’s brick

by Woobaccbaby May 15, 2020