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Carolinian Hot Breakfast

A sexual act where you wake up, drain the snake into a cup, cook up some grits and jerk off over the top. You then bring your partner breakfast in bed and serve them their meal.
My boyfriend was such a sweetheart, he served me a good old Carolinian hot breakfast over the weekend!
by Treabis October 27, 2017
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Breakfast Soup

When you put way too much hot water in your oatmeal
Damn I put way too much water in this oatmeal now it’s just breakfast soup!
by Smartalecbaldwin February 7, 2020
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friday breakfast

A self employed tradesman who goes to a job and pretends he's done a mornings work.
See you tomorrow bob. Need to go to work for Friday breakfast. Boozer opens at 12.00!
by Joinerlee May 10, 2018
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breakfast mcnasty

The act of funneling syrup down a taco shaped French toast in between the lips of the vagina ending in the mouth of another already full of eggs and bacon
Me and Jasmine just had the dirtiest, slimiest breakfast mcnasty.
by Thehamburgular79 April 26, 2017
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Breakfast in Bed

When you crack 3 or more eggs into the ass of your partner, and proceed to fuck them in the ass until it's scrambled. (You can also add breakfast meats and cheeses)
It was Sunday morning, I was waking up early, I wanted to surprise the wife with breakfast in bed.
by Metalh3d87 January 24, 2021
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Pussy for breakfast

Pussy for breakfast means that your sucking pussy or having sex in the morning
Me:
i had pussy for breakfast

My freind:
What you had pussy for breakfast OMG
by Sophiathefirst2015 September 22, 2021
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Park rangers breakfast

A Park rangers breakfast consists of using maple syrup as a sexual lubricant for missionary position based sexual intercourse, once both party’s have finished a sprinkling of all purpose flour is applied to the female genitalia, hence fourth cunnilingus is performed completing the park rangers breakfast, bonus if the female is hairy like a bear.
Oh mate I gave Jane a proper seeing to the other night, she thanked my with a park rangers breakfast.
by Larry Longbottom November 5, 2025
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