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Brandon

Brandon is someone who moves from St. Petersburg Fl to Nc and is the most handsomest man you will ever meet . Once you fall in love with him you can never let him go because he is one of a kind . He does so much for everyone, is funny, family oriented, sweet and caring, charming, strong, protective, smart and just sooo much more . He loves the gym and wrestling and is just so strong . He will always be there for you when you need him and the best person in the world . He deserves EVERYTHING he has ever wanted or desired and deserves so so much . And he will marry me one day just watch heheheeeee K+B forever also quick lil shoutout to Brenda and Kyleeeee !!! and thank u for protecting me from my crazy cousinssss love u poopie butttttt
Brandon’s butt is big !!!!
by brandonsfuturewifey March 30, 2024
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brandon

biggest fucking simp you’ll ever meet.
“why is brandon so sad?

“don’t you know? he’s a simp. he’s probably listening to khalid rn”
by kilyurmom420 February 16, 2020
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Cole D Brandon

A Tall, blonde twink who is obsessed with your mom jokes and Pharah from Overwatch. Thinks he's a celebrity when he really is not haha.
"When we go to Esports practice, Cole D Brandon will be bullied"
by BlizzyTurtleLibra May 10, 2023
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Brandon

brandon is a manchild who cant look you in the eyes. he is very annoying and generally hated by most. brandon is the type of guy to fall in love with a woman who is either dating or married to another guy. he usually third wheels with that woman and can't take a hint. he talks Way too much when the situation doesn't call for it. the one good thing about him is that he is packing a HUUUUUUGEEEEEE C**k
brandon is PACKING
he is one talkative annoying motherfu***r
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Brandon

Your average teenager with balls the size of bowling balls with a penis the size of a 60 inch flat screen tv and is extremely attractive and very funny
Beca: Brandon your cock is so big uhhhhh
by Christopher846373 April 28, 2022
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Brandon

by Catinthehat April 14, 2023
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Brandon-Leigh

A Smart Lazy Quiet Nerd who uses an imagination.
Joe: Where's that Lazy Quiet Nerd
Tom: Do u mean Brandon-Leigh
Joe: Yes
by Leigh CG February 10, 2022
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