Boob Gills

Refers to the "standard" route that a typical horny guy's hands follow after first greeting a newly-met lady who is endowed with an ample chest --- the moment he finishes giving her a "hello hug", he immediately drops his arms and reaches up under her blouse to savoringly cup her big warm luscious chest-pillows (as have innumerable other flesh-craving guys before him. no doubt, which of course is likely one of the main reasons that the gal's tits have become so bountifully-big to begin with, what with so many guys' having delightedly played with them in past years). Well, maybe you really can't blame da dude very much... if da gal's "girls" are just perkily sticking right out there all huge and obvious, it's almost as if she's "presenting" or "offering" her chest-meat to him, and so how can he resist reaching out and "accepting" what she's seemingly holding out for him to grasp??

Buxom gal, speaking in a slightly-disgusted-but-amused tone after a new guy has performed a boobs-beeline with his hands just moments after walking in her front door for the first time: "Yeah, yeah, yeah... just like all da typical guys --- give her a hug and then head straight for da boobs!"

by QuacksO February 13, 2019

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