squash beaver

Squash beaver
A sexual position when a woman of 600 pounds or more jumps into a split on the face of her partner.

“Hey I saw najeel broke his neck what happened?”

“Oh him and misses attempted the squash beaver”

by JALEPEÑOSEATURTLE April 2, 2019

Beaver tail

Taking a big shit and letting it hang out your ass.

Let’s take a picture with a beaver tail

by Albertish March 25, 2020

Charlie Beaver

When someone does loads of c*caine and has loads of s*x (stands for cocaine vagina)

guy: I'm so high and just had sex !
guy 2: you sound like a bit of a Charlie Beaver

by soupylolzer July 8, 2025

Beaver

A complete retard. Devoid of all common sense

Damn why are you acting like a beaver?

by Beaves54321 December 22, 2021

angry beaver

Used to describe a raunchy p***y

Usually a hairy unclean place to do business.

An angry beaver is not something you want to mess with.

Adam, you don't wanna mess with that chick over there, I can smell her angry beaver all the way from here!

by Adamskiop August 13, 2016

Cotton Beaver Dam

slang term for a tampon

The plumber was running the sewer camera and found a cotton beaver dam in the pipe.

by DarkArc December 18, 2024

Upside-down beaver

An anus, a butthole, a brown eye, the untouchable, sphincter, speaker of the house

Man, his upside-down beaver gave me so much shit last night.

by Tweakinonlovehoney September 8, 2025