Beavering

Like a beaver, using your teeth to carve a dick into a specific shape, while ingesting the blood and flesh that sprays everywhere, then carving their ballsack until their balls come out and eating them. After this, they man will then throw up over their head from pain, and the person will work diligently to clean it up like a beaver.

Guy 1: I GOT FUCKING BEAVERING’D BY ANDREA
Guy 2: SHIT ARE YOU OK?
Guy 1: *Pulls his dick out* LOOK AT MY DICK ITS FUCKING DESTROYED
Guy 2:*throws up* EWW IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONES FUCKING MADE A HOUSE OUT OF IT

by Kylie lips February 11, 2025

brendan beaver

A human with particularity large teeth. Also has a mother of extreme beauty.

Brendan Beaver Boner is very cute.

by DaddyRice April 19, 2018

Beaver Bluff

When a woman promises sex after drinks, activity, or chores and then says “I’m tired, I’m too drunk, I’m not feeling it”

The old lady said I could hit it after watching hope floats but then said she tired. She beaver bluffed me.

by RLRuk May 10, 2025

beaver backfire

a queef so forceful that it scratches your ass crack

Did you hear that beaver backfire that Stacy let out earlier? It sounded like a chainsaw!

by Generous Tree April 30, 2025

Beaver Tail

When you gotta poo and the poo is already coming out before you get to the toilet

shit, I gotta beaver tail! make way before i crap my pants!

by anidiotnameddre June 14, 2021

Beaver

A complete retard. Devoid of all common sense

Damn why are you acting like a beaver?

by Beaves54321 December 22, 2021

Charlie Beaver

When someone does loads of c*caine and has loads of s*x (stands for cocaine vagina)

guy: I'm so high and just had sex !
guy 2: you sound like a bit of a Charlie Beaver

by soupylolzer July 8, 2025