queef-beaver

A smarmy little shit who thinks they're being funny, usually laughing at their own joke, when in fact their jokes are just dumb and annoying.

Bill: "Hey man, you get a haircut?"
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."

by DrDax December 11, 2012

Beaver roll

Fat girl's vagina

I bet that girl has a beaver roll.

by Jilldo and aj September 1, 2013

Beaver

Its a animal

Yesterday I saw a beaver building a dam

by Someone For Sure July 5, 2018

Brown Beaver

When you are performing cunalingus on a woman while she is taking a crap 💩

T was performing a brown beaver on B while she sat on the toilet taking a poo!

by TB012417 💜 April 29, 2021

Bloody beaver cleaver

Either having you or your friend rip a bloody tampon out of your vagina by the string and flinging it at an opponent

Bloody beaver cleaver can be fined by example as Arguing with somebody at the bar and having your bestie come over and be like get her girl and she just reaches down and rips the string out and flings a tampon right in the other girl's face

by Jessie n Kristina October 20, 2025

Hangry Beaver

What you call your hairy vagina when you haven’t had intercourse in a while.

F*ck me, I hope you don’t mind my hangry beaver.

by Outlawbeautybar March 10, 2024

beaver bisquits

A breath mint for a smelly vagina

Jessica: girl, my vag smells like turtle soup i cant go out tonight like this
Shelby:you need you a beaver bisquit
beaver bisquits

by Hedgefund34 June 17, 2016