Beaver

A complete retard. Devoid of all common sense

Damn why are you acting like a beaver?

by Beaves54321 December 22, 2021

Beaverized

The outcome of A beaver being sexually assaulted by a meth head.

Being Beaverized can place you in a Beaverairum.

by Chloe1776 December 9, 2018

Beaver tail

When a huge piece of shit hangs on your ass.

Dammit, I've got a beaver tail.

by ratched a** March 25, 2020

Iron Beaver

The vagina of a girl who does kegels so much she has a muscular pussy.

Last night I heard Brooke Hogan slapping her iron beaver.

by dirtybitannefrank November 12, 2014

beaver seisure

Uncommon term of endearment for a female orgasm.

"Everytime she has a beaver seisure, we have to wash the sheets." or "She screams really loud when she has a beaver seisure."

by Spankface May 11, 2018

Upside-down beaver

An anus, a butthole, a brown eye, the untouchable, sphincter, speaker of the house

Man, his upside-down beaver gave me so much shit last night.

by Tweakinonlovehoney September 8, 2025

shower beaver

A shower beaver is someone who continues to leave bottles, soap, rags, etc, at the bottom of the shower. Which causes to make a damn, and stop water.

Andy keeps knocking all the soap bottles to the ground of the shower, and leaving it. He’s such a shower beaver.

by EH3 May 23, 2018