Beard

Part of a phrase that can be applicable to multiple situations, usually referring to a frustrating, bad or unlikely scenario.

Person 1: "Hey dude, you wanna hit the library tomorrow? It'll be fun!"

Person 2: "Oh Beard.."

by GrizzlyAdamsHadABeard March 9, 2011

bearded taco

a hairy pussy unshaved pubes

i ate a bearded taco last night

by j r lang January 13, 2008

Neck-Beard

A person who is highly intelligent, socially inept, and obviously spends too much time on the computer playing games like WoW or EVE, where he is a God-Amongst-Men. They are easily identified by their neck hair and clean shaved face, or a Neck Beard.

Wow, that Neck-Beard just sits in his room and plays EVE all day. And yet he still has A's in his classes. Fucking Neck-Beard.

by PKPNewbz July 5, 2009

australian beard

the australian beard occurs when a chick either doesn't brazillian wax, or only focuses on the pelvis region and the lips and neglects and growth below there. When handling said pussy you find that hair starts up below the vagial hole and continues for some distance, hanging down a noticeable ways forming a beard of sorts. This is the kind of beard you definitely do not want to kiss.

"DUDE, i was gonna fuck alina last night but her australian beard was longer than my dick and i ran out of there as fast as i could!"

by headdownassup April 19, 2009

beardkini

the pencil-line, vertical strip of hair men leave unshaven; most commonly found in between the crevices of butt-chins.

man: man, I don't want to shave my entire chin, and I kinda want to look like an asshole...

seasoned douchebag: "dude", ::points to own beardkini::

"'nuff said."

by ilikecheesecake December 12, 2009

Wizard Beard

When a man has sex with a woman from behind and right before he is about to ejaculate, he pulls out a picture of a beardless wizard and places it on her back, then ejaculates on the picture so that his semen appears to be the wizard’s beard.

Guy 1: My new girlfriend is really into D&D and fantasy shit, what can I do to impress her in the bedroom?
Guy 2: Have you tried giving her a wizard beard?

by Iced Cooly February 22, 2020

Your beard is weird

Somebody grab him some clippers. A very good roast used to roast eminem by Machine God Kely AKA greatest rapper

Your beard is weird.Somebody grab him some clippers, his fucking beard is weird.

by Matthew Clay Weird Beard October 24, 2018