Baked Potato

Someone with no arms or legs who is stoned

"Claire is an amputee stoner, a baked potato."

by Saiki KK April 15, 2022

Bake in oven

Bake in oven is the equivalent to "burn in hell", but said nicely it doesn't sound as bad. This definition comes from the "unique" minds of Jennifer and Annie.

I hope that behatch bakes in oven.

by MexicanShortie January 10, 2005

That’s how the beans are baked

An expression basically meaning what has happened is acceptable, or what has happened has become so for a reason, and that there’s no way to undo the situation or change it in any way. In can be used in a situation where something good happens, something goes to plan or when a situation is in advantage for someone but not necessarily for the other person.

Eduardo: What the fuckity fuck dude? I lost because of you!

Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.

Eduardo: Tf does that mean?

by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020

airless baking

Baking in an air-fryer machine, sounds crazy but it's viable

Jonh: "Hey, my birthday coming up, you have any plans for me Mark?"

Mark: "Yeah, I'll airless bake you a cake, or something"

Jonh: "Airless baking? Now that's something new"

by LegendOfNothing January 17, 2021

greens baking

'Greens' - A cheap brand of packet cake mixes sold in Australia. They are know for being extremely dry and tasteless but are great when hungover.

Woman : Have you tried that recipe from Taste.com.au?
Man : No, they are the 'Greens' of cooking and everything is bland and has little or no sauce
Woman : Well I guess 'Greens Baking' does make everything dry and cheap, maybe we should check another site?

by BettyCrockerBaking February 2, 2021

Baking cakes

This is a term for giving and receiving sex in prison. A person that is a top and bottom both is considered a cake baker.

I thought spike was a daddy, come to find out he's a cake baker. He's been baking cakes with honey bun.

by Church196 February 4, 2021

Clam-Bake

Performing oral sex on a woman while smoking a joint.

My favorite position lately has been the clam-bake.

by 12 inch cord February 4, 2021