shaked and baked

Being very, very stoned.

Person 1: DOUBLE RAINBOW!
Person 2: Wow, you're so shaked and baked.

by Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! February 24, 2011

stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.

Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that

by Asianpersuasion1202 May 30, 2023

BAKED BIRD

ˈbeɪkt bə d noun

under the influence of chicken wings.

"GET BAKED NOT FRIED"

"Hey, how's it going?, Shall we get BAKED BIRD tonight?"
"Who's feeling to get BAKED BIRD?"

by Baked Bird November 28, 2021

bushes baked beans

When you cum on a girl who has a bush

Man. Guess what i did last night?

What?
I bushes baked beans a girl

by Andrewsium April 23, 2018

Shake and bake

a) The act of making a protein shake and rolling a joint after the gym or any other activity

b) The act of drinking a smoothie and blazing simultaneously

Hey man, wanna come over to shake and bake after our soccer match?

by HansBex October 26, 2019

Baking

Synonym for the UK slang term 'bait'.
Baking is used to describe something of a dangerous

Used to describe when a situation is particularly troublesome for an individual / collective taking part in typically illegal activities.

"Feds about tonight, bare baking"
"I just lost my Bag, so baking"
"Lost my half z, Bakin' af"

by Ice Wollacum March 15, 2024

Baking a hoe

When you try to get a girl to suck your dick while high. Trying to make her a baked hoe.

Person 1: Bro, this chick just don't want to give me BJ.
Person 2: Why you trynna do that shit? Stop baking a hoe, man!
Person 1: I just need love <3

by MayaLN January 18, 2018