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Bowl Job

An act or instance of smoking a bowl of weed, in apology for a fuckup
1)Bro, I’m sorry I walked out with giving you the $100 I owe you for the dankest shit I’ve smoked in a while. Let me give you a bowl job to make it up to you.

2) Bro, thanks for driving me out to give my dealer the money. Let me give you a bowl job to make up for the hassle.
by Jon and Po March 10, 2009
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Kansas Dust Bowl

When you have a girl shart in your face covering you in dusty shit particles.
Last night I had Sarah over and she gave me the nastiest Kansas Dust Bowl ever. I washed my face for 20 minutes to get it off.
by loafnaround September 7, 2020
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Fill the candy bowl

I don't like to fill the candy bowl at work, I prefer my own toilet at home.

Can we stop the car at the next rest stop? I need to fill the candy bowl.

After a big thanksgiving dinner, I always need to fill the candy bowl.
by press0129 April 12, 2011
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Grand Avenue Bowling

A recreational sport played by those who drive through West Coconut Grove (Miami), Florida. The object of the game is to avoid those people who place themselves in the middle of Grand Avenue as living bowling pins. They do this for one of two reasons a) they are looking to reap the benefit of an insurance claim or b) are high on crack.

The sport is almost always played after sunset and a participant must take caution while driving Grand Avenue as the pins tend to blend into the night. Special attention must be made during the bonus rounds when residents of the neighborhood take to their bicycles.
Your driving down the road, a black crack head drops out of the dark, you swerve to avoid him but ‘POW’ you've made contact and have just played Grand Avenue Bowling.
by Sam B. L. April 4, 2007
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dry bowl salute

when you poop in a dry toilet and the turd stands on end like a soldier going to battle
Timmy came home turtling badly so he dashed to the toilet; when he finished Timmy got up and saw a dry bowl salute—a brown turd standing on end saying “SIR YES SIR” before getting flushed away.
by Uncle Joosie November 13, 2018
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Eat a bowl of dicks

Eat a bowl of dicks....phrase means...put a pile of random penises in your mouth.... Bitch.

Variation...eat a whole bowl of dicks......Please place a whole pile penises in your word hole, by means of a bowl.
Used in a sentence

Hey asshole......eat a bowl of dicks.

Mikey was an insulant prick last night and I told him to eat a whole bowl of dicks.
by Wolf balls. September 18, 2012
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toilet bowl fart

A fart released into the toilet bowl, creating a lovely echo. Arguably the most musically enjoyable fart.

toilet bowl fart
Dude #1: "I had the best toilet bowl fart today. It echoed so nicely off the porcelain."

Dude #2: "Awesome."
by Court86 January 18, 2009
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