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Fuck bastard

by Anon not me3 April 24, 2022
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Bastard

by sunalvr111 January 13, 2024
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Wonderful Bastard

Phrase used usually to describe someone who is a Genius and a Son of a Bitch at the same time, or in other occasions, someone who, even being a total idiot, is someone that you admire in some way

In some rare occasions, it's also used when you want to say good luck to your Best Friend in an Humorous way
it has it's origins on a Greentext from an user on 4Chan where the user describes himself playing a game with another person
Example one: Man, he just called everyone an idiot in the presentation today, but it was the most epic way to do it, what an Wonderful Bastard

Example two: Guy G: goodbye boi, i go to save country, c u never

Guy T: Goodbye, you wonderful Bastard

Example Tree: Guy D: sorry, i can't come, i'm having Chemical Exams

Guy C: oh really? sorry to hear it, goodbye, Good luck, you Wonderful Bastard *hangs up*
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bastard factor

A scale (1 to 10) that describes the likelihood of a vicious old person calling someone a bastard for little or no reason.
I asked the neighbor to keep her dog off my lawn, and she called me a bastard. Wow! That's crazy -- she must have a bastard factor of at least 7.
by gjjcorbett April 4, 2022
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Hanging the Ol' Bastard

(Verb) To unabashedly expose one's male genitalia in a public or semi-public environment.

See also: Hanging Dong
I went to visit the local nudist colony with the lads, and we had a splendid time hanging the ol' bastards
by Berek2501 August 2, 2023
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Rat Bastard

Someone who knowingly, willingly, and deliberately cutting you off while you are driving.
“That Rat Bastard cut me off for no reason!”
by Xemnes_24 May 31, 2023
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bastardized bitch

someone who is a whiny little bitch who is not always a bastard but acts like one.
"Why do you always have to ruin everything?"

"You are such a bastardized bitch!"
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