Baby blindness

1.When a friend/partner has a period when they will be totally fixxed when they see a baby and nothing else (including obstacles), anywhere.

2.When parents of an ugly baby think it is the cutest and most wonderful thing in the world. Ignoring it obvious faults.

1.women and baby in pram walking down a street
friend1: Arrr that baby so cute.....
Owwwww! who put that lamp post there?
friend2: you lampposted cause of your baby blindness. That serious baby blinding.

2.Mum: aint she the most cute baby in the world!
Friend: errmmmmm no it looks like an alien from men in black
Mum: what!?
Friend: you got serious baby blindness

by fudgefeint April 4, 2009

Baby Borrowers

A TV series where a sets of teen couples looking to become parents take on the responsibility of parenting, as a expirament. On NBC on Wednesday nights.

Bill: The show Baby Borrowers is pretty funny man

Ted: Yeah I know

by Lynsey19087 August 3, 2008

baby rhino

A cute fat chick.

Dude 1: Damn dawg, that chick is cute but chunky.

Dude 2: Yeah homie, she's a baby rhino.

by Fat chick March 8, 2014

Flaming Babies

A shot of cum with hot sauce

"That whore up the street loves flaming babies"

by Sir Blumpkin June 2, 2014

baby leaf

To perform oral sex

This girl gave me some baby leaf before sex.

by Vegaz_P November 5, 2013

pimp baby

A younger sibling who is extremely successful in dating (usually more successful than older siblings).

Older sibling: Hey Pimp Baby! That's one hot ass of a girlfriend you've got.
Pimp Baby: Nah, that's just a girl I'm talking to.

by LinguisticsGeek November 13, 2013

Mystery Baby

A game where a man docks with multiple men and allows them to ejaculate inside of his dick. He then goes and has sex with a girl and releases all the cum inside her. When she becomes pregnant, it will be a mystery as to whose baby it is.

Did you hear what happened to Dawanna? She got mystery baby by Jose, Jawann, Pedro, and Martinez and now doesn't know who the father is.

by imnotgrandma December 5, 2013