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Rectal Baby

1) A really big turd that has moved into ones rectum and pushing to get out.

2) A big compacted poop created by having some bum loving before evacuating ones bowls.
Urgh, I think Im about to give birth to a rectal baby!

Hey Joe...I wanna have your rectal babies...
by FuzzyFrog July 26, 2010
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shepherds baby

The phenomenon that occurs after one has consumed a large portion of shepherds pie, to the extent of abdominal bloating and distention that resembles pregnancy.
I ate so much of this delicious shepherds pie that I seem to have a "shepherds baby!" (Subject rubs protruding tummy)
by laceyfleece December 27, 2011
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Baby Blaster

When you nut in a girl and she shoots the nut back at you
"I realized my mistake when I didn't pull out and she hit me with the Baby Blaster."; "Equally sexy, I can suck water from the bath with my vagina then lift it out and shoot water out of it like a pistol! Pew pew! BABY BLASTER"
by Garbage-Person-CockMcJock September 25, 2019
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Butthole baby

He came out the the the anus he's a butthole baby
by Shlumped out September 1, 2021
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Baby Popper

Same thing as a baby cannon may be used in english slang someone who has too many kids in a short amount of time.
Mia: Did you hear that Brenda is having another baby!
Chloe: Didnt she just give birth to one four months ago?

Mia: Yea she is a real baby popper opens her legs then POP! another baby flies out.
by A Good Bean June 10, 2018
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baby leaf

This girl gave me some baby leaf before sex.
by Vegaz_P November 5, 2013
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twitch baby

when you have been subscribed to someone for 9 months on the streaming platform twitch, its called a twitch baby because babies are usually in the womb for 9 months
*breadman69 just resubscribed for 9 months* “yooo twitch baby!!”
by worminmyshoe April 30, 2022
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