Alice highschool

Crack and the cartels are the only things this place is known for. If You thought Aransas pass was bad wait until you walk in on an illegal banging your wife for a green car. This is the only place where the hookers are cheaper then the McDonald's dollar menu.

I once got a cheap blowjob in Alice highschool... bitch used fucking teeth.

by Gayanalsex March 27, 2024

Alien

Aliens are people which are smarter than Ratty, but dumber than Nerd. They're in the middle.

Alien: 17×3=51.

Nerd: Do you know calculus and physics?

Alien: I'm kicking your ass.

Nerd: Ahh! Run away!

Ratty: Must get swole!

Ratty: 2+2=
Ratty: *brain static.

Ratty: 5. Need wilk!

Ratty: *lift weights.

Alien: Lift weights and studies in spare time.

Alien: *Secretly uses Modafinil to get ahead in brain stuff.

Alien: *Modafinil wears off.

Alien: *Lifts weights.

Alien: I'm buff.

Ratty: I'm swole.

Nerd: *Crap! Better get ripped.

Nerd: Lifts weights. *Struggling.
Nerd: Crap! I need SARMs!

Nerd: *Getting stronger.

Ratty: *Uses Ritalin for brain stuff.

Ratty: 2+2=4. Time to get Milk.

by CynderFanclub March 29, 2024

alice skin pipe line

shit in a condom and freeze it and hit someone

i just alice skin pipelined my teacher

alice skin pipe line - shiti n a condom and freeze it

by anonymous April 10, 2024

Alien

Alien is not as smart as a nerd, not as dumb as a ratty. But some aliens are just nerds with ADHD so they are alien or even ratty until they get their next Adipex or Modafinil or Strattera. But the asshole racist Chinese ducter says "Stick to coffee". Strattera isn't even a stimulant. What the actual fuck?!

You just don't want me to get dangerous brain powers. But jokes on you, I'm getting buffer and swoler.

Gimme Adipex, or I will kick your ass highly buff alien style!

by HawaiianPunch1 April 12, 2024

Alien

Alien has two definitions.

The first definition is a highly intelligent creature from another planet.

The second is someone that's not as smart as a nerd, not as dumb as a ratty. Some aliens are buff.

Alien is strong and smart.

by Cooldex April 24, 2024

Alicelike

a slur for people who are acting stupid, dumb, unfunny, abnoxious or a very hateable person.

1:"hey screw you"
2:"shut up youre acting alicelike"

by Sleimerking April 25, 2024

ALICE

Asset-Limited, Income-Constrained, and Employed (Childless Adults)

Without dependents, many ALICEs have a harder time accessing tax credits and government assistance.

by Still Learning at 62 May 14, 2024